To people who read this, and people who don't:
You know who you are. Those of you out there, whom I've "hurt" in one way or another, intentionally or otherwise.
...
I'm sorry.
...
There's not alot which I can say to this, because even this apology is unfair to all those who should be getting a much more well-deserved, sincere apology.. but somehow.. I don't have the guts to face you guys and say it out loud.. Forgive me.
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No written word can express myself.
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
So tired.
Well heck. It's once again nearly another month since my last post.. And it wasn't much of a post at all.. Would've liked to post more often, but I just can't find the time/effort to put into writing a post.. (Unless I decided to go bonkers and start shooting off "Ultimate short posts" again)
In the "short" period of 2 months, so many things have happened.. I'm beginning to feel the wear and tear of Time itself.
Yep! It's once again Semester break! Year 2 Semester 1 is over!! I'm half-way through my tertiary studies!!! All it takes is another 1 Year + (approximately) and poof, I'm kicked outta Polytechnic and into the cold, harsh world (or wherever my next stop maybe).
*I really hate recounting this semester 'cause it just SUCKED big time! I can only hope my next semester is better..*
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Small event: I lost my wallet! (Or at least, nearly did). Met a kind soul that day. The fella apparently submitted the wallet to the bus captain as a "Lost-and-found" item, without touching any of the belongings within! (There's about $100 in the wallet along with other stuff alright? I know it may be "peanuts" to some of you people, so, if it truly is "peanuts" to you, Shush! Go away and enjoy your luxurious life elsewhere. I'm having financial problems and i don't need people flaunting their wealth around me. Thank you very much.).
*Wonder if I could ever resist the temptation like that? Hmm...*
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Alright! Time to play with fire! Racism!
Okay. Just kidding of course. But here's a.. "racist" joke which I don't really find racist, but amusing. So.. if you're gonna be offended, skip it ok? It's just a joke, take it with a pinch of salt:
Long before this world became as we knew it, Earth was nothing but barren land. Nuwa (A goddess from Chinese Mythology) decided to create life on earth due to her benevolence. She made the lands fertile, created great bodies of water, and basically shaped the world into the "wondrous" place as we know it today (For the Christians, think Genesis). To complete her work, she finally made humans out of mud itself, so the first humans were pretty much "Mud dolls" running around.
When everything was accomplished, Nuwa sat back and took a break, reveling in her glorious creations. However, she was greatly annoyed by one thing: The way humans looked so "black and muddy". So she decided to do something about it.
She set about creating a HUGE expanse of "magic water", which would cleanse the humans and give their skin a fairer shade (Think bleaching agents, detergent. Sometimes I can't help but wonder if these Gods/Goddesses are actually aliens from outer space). And then she summoned the entire Human race to go forth and cleanse themselves within the "magic water".
A batch of humans arrived first, and happy to clean themselves of the "mud" which is their birthright, they dived into the water and had a great time, and by the time they got out, they were pinkish/pale in complexion. These are the Caucasians.
The second batch of humans arrived, but as they were late, the "magic water" has already lost some of its effects and is rather "dirty". But still, eager to cleanse themselves of the mud that pigments their skin, they dived into the water as well, cleaning and scrubbing themselves to the best of their abilities. When they came out of the water, they were yellowish/tan in complexion. These are the Asians.
And finally, the final batch of humans arrived, but to their dismay, the "magic water" has lost nearly all of its magical properties. To keep things fair for one another, they discussed about their situation before finally deciding to grant everyone a chance to wash up; but only to clean the palms and feets. These are the Indians (and the Malays).
*Note: Before you guys fire at me for being racist: please remember! It is only a harmless joke and there is no offense anywhere within the text! Also, note that only the Indians and Malays discussed before jumping into the waters, showing their community spirit.*
*Also, I agree that calling "Asians" and leaving out the Indians and Malays seem wrong, but.. let's just leave it that way for reference sake, alright? At the most we can always call them "Northern Asians" and "Southern Asians".. which doesn't sound very wrong to me.*
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Alright! And yeah thanks PH for your webby. I didn't access my blog in awhile, so... apologies alright?
SP people: good luck in your exams! And enjoy the upcoming semester break =)
P.S.: Don't think I have to repeat this, but, this blog makes fun of everything under the sun, be it race or religion. No offense directed at any party, just remember to take the jokes with a pinch of salt. And have fun. =)
Took me 40 minutes to write this post. Ack!
In the "short" period of 2 months, so many things have happened.. I'm beginning to feel the wear and tear of Time itself.
Yep! It's once again Semester break! Year 2 Semester 1 is over!! I'm half-way through my tertiary studies!!! All it takes is another 1 Year + (approximately) and poof, I'm kicked outta Polytechnic and into the cold, harsh world (or wherever my next stop maybe).
*I really hate recounting this semester 'cause it just SUCKED big time! I can only hope my next semester is better..*
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Small event: I lost my wallet! (Or at least, nearly did). Met a kind soul that day. The fella apparently submitted the wallet to the bus captain as a "Lost-and-found" item, without touching any of the belongings within! (There's about $100 in the wallet along with other stuff alright? I know it may be "peanuts" to some of you people, so, if it truly is "peanuts" to you, Shush! Go away and enjoy your luxurious life elsewhere. I'm having financial problems and i don't need people flaunting their wealth around me. Thank you very much.).
*Wonder if I could ever resist the temptation like that? Hmm...*
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Alright! Time to play with fire! Racism!
Okay. Just kidding of course. But here's a.. "racist" joke which I don't really find racist, but amusing. So.. if you're gonna be offended, skip it ok? It's just a joke, take it with a pinch of salt:
Long before this world became as we knew it, Earth was nothing but barren land. Nuwa (A goddess from Chinese Mythology) decided to create life on earth due to her benevolence. She made the lands fertile, created great bodies of water, and basically shaped the world into the "wondrous" place as we know it today (For the Christians, think Genesis). To complete her work, she finally made humans out of mud itself, so the first humans were pretty much "Mud dolls" running around.
When everything was accomplished, Nuwa sat back and took a break, reveling in her glorious creations. However, she was greatly annoyed by one thing: The way humans looked so "black and muddy". So she decided to do something about it.
She set about creating a HUGE expanse of "magic water", which would cleanse the humans and give their skin a fairer shade (Think bleaching agents, detergent. Sometimes I can't help but wonder if these Gods/Goddesses are actually aliens from outer space). And then she summoned the entire Human race to go forth and cleanse themselves within the "magic water".
A batch of humans arrived first, and happy to clean themselves of the "mud" which is their birthright, they dived into the water and had a great time, and by the time they got out, they were pinkish/pale in complexion. These are the Caucasians.
The second batch of humans arrived, but as they were late, the "magic water" has already lost some of its effects and is rather "dirty". But still, eager to cleanse themselves of the mud that pigments their skin, they dived into the water as well, cleaning and scrubbing themselves to the best of their abilities. When they came out of the water, they were yellowish/tan in complexion. These are the Asians.
And finally, the final batch of humans arrived, but to their dismay, the "magic water" has lost nearly all of its magical properties. To keep things fair for one another, they discussed about their situation before finally deciding to grant everyone a chance to wash up; but only to clean the palms and feets. These are the Indians (and the Malays).
*Note: Before you guys fire at me for being racist: please remember! It is only a harmless joke and there is no offense anywhere within the text! Also, note that only the Indians and Malays discussed before jumping into the waters, showing their community spirit.*
*Also, I agree that calling "Asians" and leaving out the Indians and Malays seem wrong, but.. let's just leave it that way for reference sake, alright? At the most we can always call them "Northern Asians" and "Southern Asians".. which doesn't sound very wrong to me.*
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Alright! And yeah thanks PH for your webby. I didn't access my blog in awhile, so... apologies alright?
SP people: good luck in your exams! And enjoy the upcoming semester break =)
P.S.: Don't think I have to repeat this, but, this blog makes fun of everything under the sun, be it race or religion. No offense directed at any party, just remember to take the jokes with a pinch of salt. And have fun. =)
Took me 40 minutes to write this post. Ack!
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