Friday, September 02, 2011

Lies

Married Jerk to Stupid Slut: I'm having issues with my GIRLFRIEND. I don't like her anymore. I like you, let's get together.

Stupid Slut: OK! Let's go to your HOUSE, get drunk and sleep together! Oh yeah, let me check out your GIRLFRIEND'S perfumes in YOUR HOUSE! They smell good!

*half a year later*

Married Jerk in own blog: Woohoo! I'm having my wedding photoshoot tomorrow! Lalalalala~!
Stupid Slut: *Gone off to a world of her own*

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